why does San Diego suck so hard?
Overdevelopment
Start with corrupt politicians and greedy developers. In virtually no time, you have suburbs that are overbuilt like rabbit warrens and gridlock!!! The politicians get their campaign money, the developers make a SHITLOAD of money, and the people that live here are fucked
Fucked without a kiss, I might add.
Heaven's Gate
What more needs to be said? Only in San Diego would you find something like this, 39 morons gathered in one place.
Mmm. Good pudding.
If A Drop Of Rain Falls Here, Civilization Ends.
Seriously. Traffic comes to a stop if there's so much as a light mist here. People cannot drive in the rain.
This is probably a corollary to people generally being not terrible bright here, too much sunshine and all, rather than a separate fault of San Diego's.
My fellow San Diegans: You CAN drive in the rain if you use both of your brain cells.
Especially all you assholes with Chargers stickers on your vehicles.
KPBS. I don't think we're in Santa Monica anymore, Toto
The local NPR station was wildly enthusiastic about the Alex Spanos football stadium deal. Really pathetic, the last thing I'd have ever expected from an NPR station.
This is what happens since San Diego is far enough away from LA stations to get its information through corporate filters. Owned by interests who want to see the city government prostitute itself to keep a pro football team in this city at any cost.
Please nuke this city immediately before it can spread.
Are They Putting Something In The Water?
Maybe Disney chemicals, make you stupid, make you want to not think.
consume and keep silent.
Border Town With A Tiny Dick
You want corrupt politicians? We have a wide selection of them. And when they're bought, they stay bought.
Corporate Welfare for Alex Spanos
Why would any city agree to a minimum ticket guarantee the way the San Diego City Council did? The Chargers have no motivation to win any games, or draft any good players, or keep a good coach -- between television money and the outrageous deal they got from the city, they don't have to lift a finger to make money, and a lot of it.
San Diego Stupid. We're a lonely old whore down here by the border with no real reason to exist.
Jobs and Traffic
People think "zoo" when they think San Diego. I believe they ought to think "traffic." It's fucking impossible to get from Point A to Point B here, and unfortunately all the affordable homes are at Point A and all the jobs are at Point B.
Are there freeways built where they need to be? Ask any of the thousands of people stuck on the 15 and 805 freeways every morning and every evening. Who planned this mess?
"The job market of Muncie, Indiana, with the traffic of Santa Monica, California"
If you're a real estate developer, remember our government is open to your dollars and your suggestions, in that order.
Red Cars and Nissan Quests
If a red car is a sign of insecurity, then there are a shitload of insecure people in San Diego. You've never seen so many red cars in your entire life. And people drive like wild animals.
I could tell you stories, but unless you were there to see it yourself, there's no way you'd ever believe any of them.
San Diego is too far from civilization, and it shows. Things are deteriorating here. The UN should send a mission to make sure cannibalism doesn't break out here. This is a backwards frontier outpost.
Start with corrupt politicians and greedy developers. In virtually no time, you have suburbs that are overbuilt like rabbit warrens and gridlock!!! The politicians get their campaign money, the developers make a SHITLOAD of money, and the people that live here are fucked
Fucked without a kiss, I might add.
Heaven's Gate
What more needs to be said? Only in San Diego would you find something like this, 39 morons gathered in one place.
Mmm. Good pudding.
If A Drop Of Rain Falls Here, Civilization Ends.
Seriously. Traffic comes to a stop if there's so much as a light mist here. People cannot drive in the rain.
This is probably a corollary to people generally being not terrible bright here, too much sunshine and all, rather than a separate fault of San Diego's.
My fellow San Diegans: You CAN drive in the rain if you use both of your brain cells.
Especially all you assholes with Chargers stickers on your vehicles.
KPBS. I don't think we're in Santa Monica anymore, Toto
The local NPR station was wildly enthusiastic about the Alex Spanos football stadium deal. Really pathetic, the last thing I'd have ever expected from an NPR station.
This is what happens since San Diego is far enough away from LA stations to get its information through corporate filters. Owned by interests who want to see the city government prostitute itself to keep a pro football team in this city at any cost.
Please nuke this city immediately before it can spread.
Are They Putting Something In The Water?
Maybe Disney chemicals, make you stupid, make you want to not think.
consume and keep silent.
Border Town With A Tiny Dick
You want corrupt politicians? We have a wide selection of them. And when they're bought, they stay bought.
Corporate Welfare for Alex Spanos
Why would any city agree to a minimum ticket guarantee the way the San Diego City Council did? The Chargers have no motivation to win any games, or draft any good players, or keep a good coach -- between television money and the outrageous deal they got from the city, they don't have to lift a finger to make money, and a lot of it.
San Diego Stupid. We're a lonely old whore down here by the border with no real reason to exist.
Jobs and Traffic
People think "zoo" when they think San Diego. I believe they ought to think "traffic." It's fucking impossible to get from Point A to Point B here, and unfortunately all the affordable homes are at Point A and all the jobs are at Point B.
Are there freeways built where they need to be? Ask any of the thousands of people stuck on the 15 and 805 freeways every morning and every evening. Who planned this mess?
"The job market of Muncie, Indiana, with the traffic of Santa Monica, California"
If you're a real estate developer, remember our government is open to your dollars and your suggestions, in that order.
Red Cars and Nissan Quests
If a red car is a sign of insecurity, then there are a shitload of insecure people in San Diego. You've never seen so many red cars in your entire life. And people drive like wild animals.
I could tell you stories, but unless you were there to see it yourself, there's no way you'd ever believe any of them.
San Diego is too far from civilization, and it shows. Things are deteriorating here. The UN should send a mission to make sure cannibalism doesn't break out here. This is a backwards frontier outpost.
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